Showing posts with label World Domination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World Domination. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 June 2007

Chess Nemesis

I'm back. Everyone has one, whether it be chocolate, or smoking, or dropping your trousers in the middle of the zoo. Everyone has a nemesis. And as with many a computer game or cheesy no plot film over the years, mine wishes to take over the world. If you want something to laugh at, his manifesto is here: http://manifestoforworlddomination.blogspot.com/. I dont have a recent picture of him but I managed to scrape together a lookylikey.

My Nemesis

As with any nemesis, he has a master plan, well, a plan i guess. He thinks that the best way to prepare for taking over the world is to learn how to play chess. Now I'm no Kasparov but I can hold my own. Also the longer I keep him trying to beat me, the longer we can keep clowns in the circus. (Dont ask me read his blog). Anyway I shall be publishing chess scores on my blog so that if I do ever get beaten (lol) you can all evacuate ready for his deranged dictatorship. Well the last session was 4-0 to moi, one of which was in around 8 moves (lol). I'll have more for you soon.